If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.
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Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.
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There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule -- that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
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My best efforts were some modern things that looked like very lousy Matisses. Thank God I had the sense to realize they were lousy, and leave Paris.
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Take yourself seriously but take yourself lightly.
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Mission Possible
by Ken Blanchard and Terry Waghorn
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Humor is the great thing, the saying thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and
resentments slip away and a sunny spirit
takes their place.
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Of course life is bizarre. The more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Theodore (Dr. Seuss) Geisel
Contribution #513
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Leo Rosten
Viewed on April 10, 2008
Contribution #458
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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Agnes Repplier
Viewed on April 10, 2008
Contribution #457
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
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Vaclav Havel
Viewed on April 7, 2008
Contribution #153
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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Victor Borge
Viewed on April 7, 2008
Contribution #150
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Leo Rosten
Viewed on April 7, 2008
Contribution #149